Finding a good Italian Restaurant in Italy.

Food is Italy’s religion and it is taken very seriously. Regular worship and ceremonial rituals are performed by ninety five percent of the population. The five percent who do not take part are homeless or have an eating disorder. So if you need to know where to eat, anywhere in Italy, you just need to spot the right person to ask. The right person will be slightly to very overweight and have a good watch and an expensive pair of shoes. Particularly businessmen in their fifties who eat out a lot and have no interest in sending you to their Aunty Maria’s trattoria. If there are no such men about, ask a local. It is completely useless asking an Italian Mamma who is overloaded with grocery shopping, though it may get you an invitation to lunch, especially in south Italy.